The Theocracy of Siloam Springs is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its burgeoning Horsefly population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 11.304 billion Siloam Springsians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.6%.

The very strong Siloam Springsian economy, worth 643 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is 56,943 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 173,949 per year while the poor average 14,448, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Military spending is on the increase, Harry Potter books are banned, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and weather reports simply advise Siloam Springsians to 'look outside'. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Siloam Springs's national animal is the Horsefly, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Siloam Springs is ranked 193,108^th in the world and 158^th in Jenny for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -3.16 on the Clooney Contribution Index.